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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Sometimes I forget how to spell a word so I change the whole sentence to avoid using it. Create and send your own custom Workplace ecard.

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Free and Funny Lunch/Dinner Ecard: What's more annoying than hearing you eat?......nothing. Create and send your own custom Lunch/Dinner ecard.

Free and Funny Weddings Ecard: Bitch, don't test my gangsta. Create and send your own custom Weddings ecard.

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Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: When people say: "She's a nice person once you get to know her." What they really mean is: "She's a bitch; but you'll get used to it." Create and send your own custom Friendship ecard.

Today we welcome the Stark. Raving. Mad. Mommy. Her stuff is great. That letter to Dora... And the ones about not being able to make friends in Texas and how she's now resorted to the internet to make mommy friends... Hilarious. Her Facebook updates are super funny and her tweets will make you snort your beverages. Also, if you have a kiddo with Autism or Asperger's or know someone who does, you need to know about this blog. Because of the awesomeness. xo, Kate & Lydia…

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Of course we're bullies and disrespectful brats. What did you think would happen when you took away our parents rights to beat our asses? Create and send your own custom Cry For Help ecard.

Free and Funny Thanks Ecard: Don't worry. I'll take your pathetic attempts to replicate everything I do as a compliment; because if I were you, I'd want to be me too. Create and send your own custom Thanks ecard.

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