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I'm not even on it but..... XD XD

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omg i tell brodie all the time, i jus want you 2 love me like noah loved allie! Love Me Like, All You Need Is Love, Let It Be, Witty Profiles, Old Married Couple, Love Each Other, Petra, Siblings, I Laughed

LETS ACT LIKE BEST FRIENDS, FIGHT LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE.

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Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile as they tumble down the stairs. Witty Profiles, Some People, Funny Quotes, Hilarious, Stairs, Smile, Math, Funny Phrases, Stairway

Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but

Some people are like Slinkies not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile as they tumble down the stairs.

*wakes up with one sock on* "whoa what a crazy night" Witty Profiles, Crazy Night, Wake Up, Funny Quotes, Math, Funny Phrases, Funny Qoutes, Math Resources, Rumi Quotes

*wakes up with one sock on* "whoa what a crazy night"

*wakes up with one sock on* "whoa what a crazy night"

*wakes up with one sock on* "whoa what a crazy night" Witty Profiles, Crazy Night, Wake Up, Funny Quotes, Math, Funny Phrases, Funny Qoutes, Math Resources, Rumi Quotes

*wakes up with one sock on* "whoa what a crazy night"

*wakes up with one sock on* "whoa what a crazy night"

when you are sad, just remember that somewhere in this world Witty Profiles, In This World, Funny Quotes, Sad, Sayings, Inspiration, Funny Phrases, Biblical Inspiration, Lyrics

when you are sad, just remember that somewhere in this world

when you are sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says... 'push'

I feel bad for the tomato. Witty Profiles, Funny Quotes, Group, Fruit, Feelings, Vegetables, Funny Phrases, Funny Qoutes, Vegetable Recipes

I feel bad for the tomato.. • We're always here thinking

I feel bad for the tomato.. • We're always here thinking "Who are we?" "What group do we belong to?" And then the tomato is just like ... "I don't know if I'm a fruit or a vegetable."

O_O i see you read this quote i see you scrolling along i see you getting annoyed i see you not faving this just know that I see you O_O Witty Profiles, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, See You, Annoyed, Reading, Funny Phrases, Ego Quotes, Funny Qoutes

O_O i see you read this quote i see you scrolling along i see

O_O i see you read this quote i see you scrolling along i see you getting annoyed i see you not faving this just know that I see you O_O

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summer of '69 MUST HAVE BEEN one hell of a summer ♥

summer of '69 MUST HAVE BEEN one hell of a summer ♥

Am I the only one who. Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead? Witty Profiles, Wake Up, Funny Quotes, Math, Check, Funny Phrases, Funny Qoutes, Math Resources, Rumi Quotes

Am I the only one who... Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're

Am I the only one who... Occasionally wakes up my pets when they're asleep just to check that they're not dead?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. Witty Profiles, Whale, Little Girls, Teacher, Whales, Toddler Girls, Professor, Teachers

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales..... Teacher:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales..... Teacher: It is phsically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal its throat is very small. Little girl: But how come Jonah was swallowed by a whale? Teacher: A whale can NOT swallow a human; it is physically impossible! Little girl: When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah. Teacher: What is Jonah went to hell? Little girl: Then you ask him. nmf