What better a way to kick of 2020 with some inspirational resolutions...and maybe a little murder if I have to time.
Einstein: E = 4 Giant Boobs Mug
After years of research, Einstein was right, E does indeed equal...4 Giant Boobs
I'm Actually a Triangle Lolz Mug
Features wraparound prints,Dishwasher safe,Made from ceramic,Mug holds 11oz (325ml)
Would You Like To Hear About My Dream? There's Only One Answer. Mug
Features wraparound prints,Dishwasher safe,Made from ceramic,Mug holds 11oz (325ml)
Micropenis Microwave
An Embarrassed Microwave with a Small Penis, Poor Guy.
I Want to be Completely Transparent...in this Relationship Mug
Features wraparound prints,Dishwasher safe,Made from ceramic,Mug holds 11oz (325ml)
If I'm So Hot, Why Won't Anyone Touch Me? Mug
Sometimes, even the most attractive people find it hard to find someone?
If I Had 108.66 Yen For Every Time Some Asshole Fucked Me Over Mug
Funny Mug: If this girl had a dollar for every time some asshole has fucked her over, she would have exactly 108.66 yen, based of today's conversion rate.
I'm Just a Slug Standing In Front of a Woman...Telling Her He Loves Her Mug
Features wraparound prints,Dishwasher safe,Made from ceramic,Mug holds 11oz (325ml)
I've Been a Bad Bad Drawing Mug
This woman has been a bad bad drawing, in both senses of the word.