Eilish Kavanagh

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Eilish Kavanagh
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I am most certainly in the 1%, I just did this about 5 minutes ago... more or less I am looking out for children who want to sell me stuff or my students coming to "visit" rather than a murderer but I still jump over the couch and crawl to the bedroom to peek out the window, or hide in the hallway so they can't see me at all.

when you're home alone & someone knocks on your door: say "who is it?" look through the peep hole open the door crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quitely to make sure it isn't a masked murder