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And then there's Doofenshmirtz

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I was smiling from ear to ear by the end of it, if only everyone had such a good heart

A place to share things that made you smile or brightened up your day. A generally uplifting subreddit.

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I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that's rule number one. Even if something's on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it. EXCEPT If it's milk. "You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave." What's even better is if you're forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go "MILK! ON THE STOVE!" and everyone jumps out of your way and goes "oh shit, run!!!" It's the funniest thing I've ever encountered at work In French we literally have an old saying, "I have milk on the fire" to say "I'm very busy at the moment" Source: catchymemes - iFunny :)

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that's rule number one. Even if something's on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it. EXCEPT If it's milk. "You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave." What's even better is if you're forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go "MILK! ON THE STOVE!" and everyone jumpsโ€ฆ

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I'm bad at conversationing - FunSubstance

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She is a good friend

A place to share things that made you smile or brightened up your day. A generally uplifting subreddit.

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Funny Gems from the Rich Mines of Tumblr

Tumblr is like a pinball machine of thoughts just banging around, firing off neurons into eddies and dead ends of silliness. You end up with a lot of comedy gems from the wild world of Tumblr. With so much creative chaotic energy speeding into each other like atoms in a super collider, you can't be too sure of the gems Tumblr has to offer.

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maladaptive daydreaming anyone?

INFPs never seem to lose their sense of wonder. One might say they see life through rose-colored glasses. It's as though they live at the edge of...

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Oldfilmsflicker My lady, you may have anything you can carry May have yourword on that, sir? On my honor as a Gypsy whatever you can carry RE Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany: When King Conrad Ill defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that much. Leaving everything else aside, each woman took her own husband on her shoulders and carried him out. When the king's people saw what was happening, many of them said that that was not what had been meant and wanted to put a stop to it. But the king laughed and accepted the women's clever trick. "A king" he said, "should always stand by his word." Medieval women were BAMFs. We stan both the wives and the king Fonte: oldfilmsflicker - iFunny :)

Oldfilmsflicker My lady, you may have anything you can carry May have yourword on that, sir? On my honor as a Gypsy whatever you can carry RE Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany: When King Conrad Ill defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which granted them the right to leave with whatever they could carry on their shoulders. The king allowed them that muchโ€ฆ