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Insurance Humor

Humor in insurance - an oxymoron? Not necessarily!
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Not even a #PolarVortex can break my stride, or slow me down. Oh no...I've got to keep on moving! #InsuranceHumor #ILoveInsurance via @insurancesplash Insurance Humor, State Farm Insurance, Insurance Marketing, Life Insurance Quotes, Insurance Broker, Life Insurance Policy, Insurance Agent, Sales And Marketing, Marketing Tools
Not even a #PolarVortex can break my stride, or slow me down. Oh no...I've got to keep on moving! #InsuranceHumor #ILoveInsurance via @insurancesplash
Trick-or-Treating is for little kids... This year I'm going door-to-door to sell Insurance. Don't worry, I'll still knock even if your porch light is turned off. #InsuranceHumor On Today, News Today, Porch Lighting, Turn Off, Someecards, Social Media Post, Don't Worry
Trick-or-Treating is for little kids... This year I'm going door-to-door to sell Insurance. Don't worry, I'll still knock even if your porch light is turned off. #InsuranceHumor
Have plans to hop on the lake this weekend? (I know I would!)  Make sure you keep safe, and keep attention when you’re on the water. There is such a thing as distracted boating. 😊.  #BoatSafety #InsuranceHumor Boat Insurance, Fishing Humor, Fly Fishing, Boat Safety, Book Jokes, Fish Man, Quip, Funny Cartoons
Have plans to hop on the lake this weekend? (I know I would!) Make sure you keep safe, and keep attention when you’re on the water. There is such a thing as distracted boating. 😊. #BoatSafety #InsuranceHumor
Even Super Mario knows he’s not invincible regardless of infinite lives and star power. #InsuranceHumor via @InsuranceSplash Life Insurance Humor, Life Insurance Marketing Ideas, Life Insurance Companies, Liability Insurance, Insurance Agency, Health Insurance, Insurance Sales, State Insurance
Even Super Mario knows he’s not invincible regardless of infinite lives and star power. #InsuranceHumor via @InsuranceSplash
Insurance agent's nightmare. #InsuranceHumor #Insuranc Life Insurance, Funny Picture Quotes, Funny Photos, Awkward Funny, What If Questions, Epic Fails
Insurance agent's nightmare. #InsuranceHumor #Insuranc
Life insurance and recycling all in the same joke?! Classic!  #InsuranceHumor #Insurance Health Insurance Humor, Health Facts, Health Quotes, Travel Outfit Winter Cold Weather, Life Insurance For Seniors, Family Saving, Healthy Meals For Two, Bad News
Life insurance and recycling all in the same joke?! Classic! #InsuranceHumor #Insurance
Which one do you think is more dangerous, running with scissors or texting while driving?   Growing up my mom always told me never to run with scissors, however that was before she was aware of the greater danger that I would grow up to face: texting while driving.  #DriveCellFree #StopTheTexts #DistractedDriving Great Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Me Quotes, Funny Quotes, Daily Quotes, Wise Words, Words Of Wisdom, Youre My Person, E Cards
Which one do you think is more dangerous, running with scissors or texting while driving? Growing up my mom always told me never to run with scissors, however that was before she was aware of the greater danger that I would grow up to face: texting while driving. #DriveCellFree #StopTheTexts #DistractedDriving
If someone is interested in buying a #LifeInsurance policy on you, it would behoove you to know why. Insurance #humor Life Insurance Premium, Car Insurance, Travel Insurance, Humor
If someone is interested in buying a #LifeInsurance policy on you, it would behoove you to know why. Insurance #humor
Some examples of what NOT to do in the event of a fire!  #FireSafety #humor Funny Memes, Jokes, Make You Smile, Are You Happy, Lol, Bahaha, Humor Grafico, Charmander
Some examples of what NOT to do in the event of a fire! #FireSafety #humor
Are you looking for creative ways to get a better rate on life insurance? Don’t falsify anything - contact me.  We won’t have to get “creative” to get you a great rate - that’s just what happens when you work with a Trusted Advisor!  #Insurance Content Insurance, Insurance Premium, Infographic Health
Are you looking for creative ways to get a better rate on life insurance? Don’t falsify anything - contact me. We won’t have to get “creative” to get you a great rate - that’s just what happens when you work with a Trusted Advisor! #Insurance
Always be sure to read your policy to be sure there aren’t any pesky exclusions that you weren’t anticipating!  #Insurance Life Insurance Marketing, Car Insurance Tips, All About Insurance, Today Cartoon, Before Midnight
Always be sure to read your policy to be sure there aren’t any pesky exclusions that you weren’t anticipating! #Insurance
If I talk to you about life insurance, I can write off this vacation as a business expense. Accident Insurance, Renters Insurance, Flood Insurance, Whole Life Insurance, Term Life Insurance, Insurance Benefits
If I talk to you about life insurance, I can write off this vacation as a business expense.
45% of people who say they need life insurance admit that they just haven't gotten around to buying it.  What are you waiting for?!?   Get it while you CAN, if you wait until you NEED it chances are it will be too late to buy it.  #LifeInsurance Best Term Life Insurance, Home Insurance Quotes, Term Insurance
45% of people who say they need life insurance admit that they just haven't gotten around to buying it. What are you waiting for?!? Get it while you CAN, if you wait until you NEED it chances are it will be too late to buy it. #LifeInsurance
No, your flood insurance doesn't pay if you're flooded with junk mail and catalogs. New Year Cartoon, Friends Quotes, Girl Quotes, Psychology Jokes, Skin Drinks, Bacon And Egg Casserole
No, your flood insurance doesn't pay if you're flooded with junk mail and catalogs.
What's the quickest way to make your fish paranoid enough to buy home insurance? Just stick some shark signs in their home :-) Health Insurance Agent, Life Insurance Facts, Insurance House, Homeowners Insurance, Insurance Investments
What's the quickest way to make your fish paranoid enough to buy home insurance? Just stick some shark signs in their home :-)
'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.' Insurance Meme, Insurance Business, Insurance Coverage
'Oh, great, my insurance agent. I was just texting you.'
Just another reason to buy insurance from a local agent... instead of an automated 800 number! Pet Health Insurance, Best Pet Insurance, Auto Insurance Companies
Just another reason to buy insurance from a local agent... instead of an automated 800 number!
InsuranceSplash
InsuranceSplash
While they didn't have #IDTheft in the 1700's, they certainly had other risks to battle! Identity Theft, Twitter Instagram, Battle, Comics, Awesome, Memes, Cards, Meme
While they didn't have #IDTheft in the 1700's, they certainly had other risks to battle!
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance... Insurance Money, Never Leave Me, Environmental Damage, Beautiful Disaster, Puss In Boots, Dubious, Robbery
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance...
Even witches need car #insurance, you never know when an accident may happen. Insurance Claim
Even witches need car #insurance, you never know when an accident may happen.
As a @Henriott Group, Inc client you are provided with invaluable protection! Friday Humor, You Mad, Timeline Photos, Burns, Protection
As a @Henriott Group, Inc client you are provided with invaluable protection!
Melissa Richardson
Melissa Richardson
Congratulations, kiddo. Here are the keys, car payment, and insurance bill. You're on your own, now.  #Insurance Car Insurance Online, Health Care Insurance, Auto Insurance Quotes
Congratulations, kiddo. Here are the keys, car payment, and insurance bill. You're on your own, now. #Insurance
A perfectly timed #insurance sale Business Insurance
A perfectly timed #insurance sale