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"ATTORNEY: How old is your youngest son, the 20 year old? WITNESS: 20, much like your IQ." These are hilarious! Click through to read.

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while

Every time I go to Starbucks.

My dog loves coffee too! I found out the hard way that even a tiny bit or coffee is bad for a chiweenie though. Now she gets milk, a tiny bit of sugar, and just enough decaf to give it a coffee taste. She drinks her coffee beside me every weekend.

How I think I look how I actually look ...For the funniest pictures and and lmao quotes visit

How you think you look like when giving that sexy stare to a girl. Bean - Brad Pitt-->to be honest the supposed "real Mr. Bean look" would make me laugh and I'd probably still want to talk to him.