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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Frieda is a character in the comic strip Peanuts by Charles Schulz.

"People Always Expect More of You When You Have Naturally Curly Hair", Peanuts, December I got my curls from my mother. Blessed now , but cursed them for many years

My Fitness Goal Funny Novelty T Shirt Z12570. $18.99, via Etsy. size med

My Fitness Goal Funny Novelty T Shirt hand printed to order. Laugh through your workout with this appallingly honest original design!

so true it's almost not funny...almost

I almost died laughing

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

I'm gonna lose weight.  I'm gonna exercise everyday.  I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it... Is that cake?  ---I'll take that big piece right there.  Yeah, that one!---  :D

I' m gonna lose weight. I'm gonna exercise everyday. I' gonna go on a diet and stick to it .Is that a cake?

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother.

Funny Family Ecard: 9 times out of 10 children get their awesomeness from their mother. It's a fact!

The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game. Totally happening

This is fantastic! The Ultimate "House Hunters" Drinking Game- hilarious/ true. People would die of alcohol poisoning if they did this.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Dangerous

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

I need more money lol

Whenever I start feeling spontaneous by bank account balance reminds me to calm the heck down - ecard meme - Humor me - Random funnies

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