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Forecast for Tonight - Alcohol, Low Standards and Poor Decisions Tin Sign-This is a quality tin sign made in the USA by Desperate Sign Co. It has rolled edges and has predrilled holes for mounting.

I don't drink much wine, but this is still funny!

And oh so true! Perhaps someone will pay me to drink wine and knit?

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

LOL, this is ONE way to look at it...

organization-This could read "Lazy people are Just Too LAZY to organize"!

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If You Are Going To Act Like A Turd Go Lay In The Yard Sign by Sawdust City. These signs are made in Wisconsin and are solid knotty pine with a smooth finish that is intended to look time worn.

Beer says the same thing :)

"Trust me, you can dance." — Wine (all you need is a little liquid courage) Plus you'll laugh and be the most romantic person in the room

This has to be my mantra. I always get carried away with my emotions and pay for it later!

Emotion releases adrenaline, which activates the Amygdala, the region of your brain responsible for fight or flight- it's literally impossible to be calm and rational once in this state.

#taurus. More like, I remember everything. I just have a really good memory.

Taurus girls think like - I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter

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Another for my mom

Lesson One: Only trust People who like Big Butts. They Cannot Lie. *Please Spay & Neuter. Save a Life ~ Adopt from shelter/rescue ♥

ZodiacSpot - Your all-in-one source for Astrology : Photo

ZodiacSpot - Your all-in-one source for Astrology : Photo -Pinned by The Mystic's Emporium on Etsy

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