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What if they do the thing where they take the woman's egg and the guy's sperm and put them together separately. Then no one would have got laid but you'd still exist.

What if they do the thing where they take the woman's egg and the guy's sperm and put them together separately. Then no one would have got laid but you'd still exist.<<but the woman and the guy have ancestors who got laid to make them

It had a very clear beginning and from the beginning it was clear

Writing while dead inside

I never proofread my papers because there was never time to rewrite them after I'd procrastinated for so long. my teachers must have enjoyed them thoroughly.

Oh.-(answer) Love, I don't think that'll make sense to them, considering you'll be in Utah. Wouldn't you have to explain?

-(answer) Love, I don't think that'll make sense to them, considering you'll be in Utah. Wouldn't you have to explain?

the noise i just made is inhuman

THEY EXIST! Oh, and, call me an ambulance. I can't breathe. XD<<< now I want to be an artist

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the stars and planets have aligned and have made this pun possible thank you

The best cooking show that could ever exist: | 18 Tumblr Bloggers Who Should Grow Up To Be Writers

The best cooking show that could ever exist:

Bonus points of the chefs don't know the critics are fake and the critics are told to pretend they know what they're doing.<<want this<<<<<I would fund this

How do you not know how to crack an egg in grade your years old by then<<<<when I was in fourth grade I burned a bowl of ramen noodles by forgetting to put water in the cup do it underestimate elementary school stupidity

Potato vs egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances.

The same boiling water that softens a potato hardens an egg. It's what your made out of not the circumstances.

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