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January 18:  Today, I hung the pristine vintage drapes that Mom just gave me -- the very ones that had hung in the dining room of my childhood home. Mom said that they would look lovely in my home, and she was so right! The drapes make my dining room cozy and fill me with sweet remembrances.

This Mother Was Right Funny Mom Vintage Kitchen Weathered Metal Sign is the perfect retro wall decor for any mom with a sense of humor! Made of durable 24 gauge steel, right here in the USA. 8 x 14 in.

Cleaning house while the kids are home is like shoveling snow while it's still snowing.

Cleaning House while the kids are home, is like shoveling snow, while it's still snowing. My house will be clean for when my kids go on vacations.

Please refer to the ultra safe method.

The first row and the last row are true. I suppose the last column (Ultra safe) would be too if I drank wine. Let's just change that whole column to "chocolate" instead of wine.

some days, I hate everyone.

sorry random people who take my money at the grocery store for these days. It's my problem not yours. and I can admit that because today is not one of those days.

Oh my goodness! I grew up hearing that and now I've completely turned into my mama. ❤

save the sewing scissors for sewing. The hair-cutting scissors for hair. But do have some good, sturdy kitchen shears. Took me years to figure out how handy scissors are in the kitchen.

I'm right anyway.

This is totally how I feel about my mom when she is telling me how I should cook things step by step. I know she's only trying to help, but I will never learn if I don't try it on my own.

Or puts a dish in the sink and calls it doing the dishes

That is if he will take the trash out at all! My husband does a ton of other things, but trash isn't one of them! I have learned to pick my battles!

bang bang

Lesson in Womanhood: "You are only helpless while your nail polish is wet. Even then, you could pull a trigger if you had to.

Yep, nut doesn't fall far from the tree!

That awkward moment when you realize that you just punished your kid for acting exactly like you. Sorry mini me.

You'll Eat It Fridge Magnet - too funny

Magnets from Anne Taintor: you'll eat it. you'll eat it and like it. To my picky eater

Sorry house...you lose!

Adventures With My White Girl Weave

Unfortunately the house usually looks better than me. (just not enough time & my husband is more concerned with the house looking good)

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

All the time!

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

25 Lessons Our Mother’s Have Taught Us

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Vintage sign by ellenjewel... i want this sign for my laundry room!!!!!!!

Past Time Signs Laundry Drop Pants Home and Garden Metal Art - Decor Universe

"Looks like you're writing a ransom note, would you like some help with that?" @pianofurlong9

A Wild Clippy Appears

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