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No, I haven't met Mr. right but I have met Mr. douchbag, Mr. Asshole, Mr. cheater, and Mr. I'm not ready for   a fucking   relationship.

cheater, and Mr. I'm not ready for a fucking relationship.

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

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This is why I ALWAYS go to the gym straight from work, because if I go home...it's a wrap. The couch will win. EVERYTIME.

My mind is all 'let's go to the gym!' but my body is all 'Dude chill, this couch is really comfortable'

I can clean and cook if you give me incentive, just let me go to target first and grab some cleaners ;)

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: I was going to suggest you quit acting stupid.then I realized you're likely not acting. Carry on. I'll watch from a distance.

Grown women

Funny Reminders Ecard: Dear Grown Women: Your bra is NOT an optional article of clothing.

hooray for half of my pay check going towards this.so true.ughh i think its nice for some reasons, buy most nope.

This is gonna be me when I move out lol

I Miss Living At Home.

Funny pictures about My parents' fridge vs mine. Oh, and cool pics about My parents' fridge vs mine. Also, My parents' fridge vs mine.

Listen guys, women  really aren't all that  hard to figure out.  Either you are  worth shaving for  or you're not.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Listen guys, women really aren't all that hard to figure out. Either you are worth shaving for or you're not.

Love me some Madea

Free and Funny Breakup/Divorce Ecard: Do as Madea would - pour hot grits over his head, beat him with the pan, then call the po-po!

Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis Read "50 Shades Of Grey"

Will Ferrell And Zach Galifianakis Read "50 Shades Of Grey"

LOL better watch out...

The Period. Shit just got real. Double period = you will die.

E Cards, Sleep, Ecards

Stay at home wife? ... or lazy gold digger?

I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids. Little late for the kids part.

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