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I actually had my period start at the same time I had appendicitis and my appendix almost ruptured

True, and it was considered in poor taste to even talk about legs or other body parts. They nights say limbs, or some euphemism. No breasts or thighs on chickens, just light or dark meat.

exactly

exactly<<< IKR, and it's not like someone will ever say "Damn, that's one sexy stomach", or "Damn, that's one sexy bra strap"

This is me in a nutshell

Friend: He dumped me! Me: *loads shotgun* I'll talk to him Friend: Brooke pls

I feel like this would be me if we ever got the chance to meet again

When I tired conversation starters, my crush said "Why do you care?" I couldn't come up with a decent answer.

Hahaha

"Imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like 'cool story, bro, now go chop some lumber.

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