I'm so glad you TOLD me what a good Christian you are

Just because you say you are a christian doesn't mean you are a good person! Actions speak louder than words.

Your ex asking to stay friends after you break up is like kidnappers asking to stay in touch after they let you go.

Sometimes driving down the highway a really funny idea for an ecard jumps in my mind. Unfortunately, by the time I get home, the “genius” though has disappear. That’s okay because I still found some really cute ecards.

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Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.

Things I Learned from Blissdom: Getting Comfortable With Conflict (and pet peeves!) - The Vintage Modern Wife reminds me of someone I know

I Know I Have One  See more funny pics at killthehydra.com!

lol tis true sometimes.girls do say suck my dick even tho we don't have one. wonder if that saying would make it as far as suck my dick. Oh just some random thoughts.

When students give me excuses for not having assignments done or for giving them to me late.

SomeEcards : How to make your own e-cards in seconds AND it's hilarious !!

100 million sperm... And you were the fastest??? :)

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

Have a nice day...

Bahaha everyday at work! Change to read 'I have to remember that the .

Better yet, post something vague and when you get asked about it, say it's personal and you don't want to talk about it.

For all those that love to share the drama. Ever thought you have to share it on FB because you know in real life people just don't care to hear you moaning again?

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

That moment when you realize your children | Funny Dirty Adult ...

>>> so freaking true! Don't know whether to be proud or scared that both of my kids got my twisted sense of humor - sometimes better (or worse) than the norm. One thing is for sure, they are their mom's kids *wink*

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