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If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side. ~ and that's why he has his own blanket

So me, Don't you think.................

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Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

I can think of a few people I have applied this to!

I may look calm, but in my mind I have killed you three times. Actually, I've killed many people more than three times.

If you gotta grow old, you might as well laugh about it! Our funny sign featuring the Cat in the Hat encourages a healthy approach to aging. Time passes for us all, no matter how kind, mean, rich or p

Cat in the Hat Aging Humor Funny Novelty Sign

Aging humor is a great way to make each birthday more bearable. Click now to see this funny sign featuring a Dr. Seuss poem on getting old.


Sometines I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies. Laughing Through Motherhood - - meadoria


An apple a day will keep the doctor away, but eating 2 it will just kill you. My words of wisdom cause I choose chips over apples any day.

All to myself, to do absolutely nothing!

A long weekend IS just like having an extra day between Saturday & Sunday! Here's to Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Funday ;


"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Yep, that's right.

Totally me in a haunted house! Or yeah.basically anywhere dark.


The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it's too late ! Its Too Late Baby. You Are Stuck !


"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. You don't learn by not doing anything, so mistake your way to success.