Funny GAA Quotes

The funniest and greatest GAA quotes from Gaelic Football and Hurling commentators, players, managers and fans. Ireland.
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“Some people say hurling isn’t very important in the scheme of things. But to hurling people hurling is the scheme of things.” – Ger Loughnane (Clare Hurling Manager)

“Some people say hurling isn’t very important in the scheme of things. But to hurling people hurling is the scheme of things.

“Ye know its GAA season again when there’s lads going around the night club on crutches” – Lauren Mc Ginley (Donegal Fan).

“Ye know its GAA season again when there’s lads going around the night club on crutches” – Lauren Mc Ginley (Donegal Fan).

“Pat Fox has it on his hurley and is motoring well now … But here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail … I’ve seen it all now a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!” – Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh  (Gaelic games commentator)

“Pat Fox has it on his hurley and is motoring well now … But here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail … I’ve seen it all now a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!” – Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh (Gaelic games commentator)

“I love Cork so much that if I caught one of their hurlers in bed with my missus, I’d tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of tea.” – Joe Lynch (Actor)

“I love Cork so much that if I caught one of their hurlers in bed with my missus, I’d tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of tea.

Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh – “Sean Óg Ó Hailpín….his father’s from Fermanagh, his mother’s from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold.”

Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh – “Sean Óg Ó Hailpín….his father’s from Fermanagh, his mother’s from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold.

“The first half was even, the second half was even worse.” – Pat Spillane (Kerry Footballer / Sports Personality)

“The first half was even, the second half was even worse.

“Now listen lads, I’m not happy with our tackling. We’re hurting them but they keep getting up. ” – John B Keane, Writer.

“Now listen lads, I’m not happy with our tackling. We’re hurting them but they keep getting up. ” – John B Keane, Writer.

“I want a quick, skillful and athletic team. I’d rather have greyhounds than elephants.” – Barry Murphy Jimmy (Cork Hurling Manager)

“I want a quick, skillful and athletic team. I’d rather have greyhounds than elephants.

“Did you have to explain to the English what hurling was about?”  “No, but I have to explain it to the people of Wicklow”  Des Cahill & Dara O Briain – Sports Commentator & Comedian

“Did you have to explain to the English what hurling was about?” “No, but I have to explain it to the people of Wicklow” Des Cahill & Dara O Briain – Sports Commentator & Comedian

Michael, I know they say one swallow doesn’t make a summer but if you see one swallow at least you know the summer's coming. - Cyril Farrell Galway

Michael, I know they say one swallow doesn’t make a summer but if you see one swallow at least you know the summer's coming.

“Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?… No, he’s going to blow his nose!” – Radio Kilkenny Sports commentator

“Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?… No, he’s going to blow his nose!

“And it looks like there’s a bit of a schemozzle in the parallellogram” – Mícheál O’Hehir (Sports Commentator)

“And it looks like there’s a bit of a schemozzle in the parallellogram” – Mícheál O’Hehir (Sports Commentator)

“I’m always suspicious of games where you’re the only ones that play it.” – Soccer Legend and Ireland Manager

“I’m always suspicious of games where you’re the only ones that play it.” – Soccer Legend and Ireland Manager

“Whenever a team loses, there’s always a row at half time but when they win, it’s an inspirational speech.” – John O’Mahony (Mayo Football Manager)

“Whenever a team loses, there’s always a row at half time but when they win, it’s an inspirational speech.” – John O’Mahony (Mayo Football Manager)

“He’ll regret this to his dying day, if he lives that long.” – Dublin GAA Fan.

“He’ll regret this to his dying day, if he lives that long.

“Meath players like to get their retaliation in first” – Cork Fan

“Meath players like to get their retaliation in first” – Cork Fan

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