Funny GAA Quotes

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The funniest and greatest GAA quotes from Gaelic Football and Hurling commentators, players, managers and fans. Ireland.
“Some people say hurling isn’t very important in the scheme of things. But to hurling people hurling is the scheme of things. County Clare, Irish Culture, Some People Say, My Escape, I Work Out, Hurley, Best Games, Wise Words, Grass
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“Ye know its GAA season again when there’s lads going around the night club on crutches” – Lauren Mc Ginley (Donegal Fan). Funny Man, Irish Culture, Football Quotes, Sport Inspiration, Crutches, Donegal, Real Men, Man Humor, Night Club
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“Pat Fox has it on his hurley and is motoring well now … But here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail … I’ve seen it all now a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park!” – Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh (Gaelic games commentator) Croke Park, Irish Culture, All Seeing, Sport Inspiration, Hurley, Funny Things, Insight, Ireland, Fitness Motivation
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“Now listen lads, I’m not happy with our tackling. We’re hurting them but they keep getting up. ” – John B Keane, Writer. Gaelic Quotes, Irish Quotes, Irish Memes, Irish Culture, English Resources, Sports Memes, Back Exercises, Proverbs, The Funny
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“I love Cork so much that if I caught one of their hurlers in bed with my missus, I’d tiptoe downstairs and make him a cup of tea. Places In England, Irish Culture, Man Humor, Ireland, Funny Man, Tea, Lynch, Hurley, My Love
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“I want a quick, skillful and athletic team. I’d rather have greyhounds than elephants. Star Quotes, True Quotes, Greyhounds, Hurley, Elephants, Cork, Ireland, Irish, Things I Want
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Micheál Ó Muircheartaigh – “Sean Óg Ó Hailpín….his father’s from Fermanagh, his mother’s from Fiji, neither a hurling stronghold. Irish Culture, Non Stop, Fiji, Insight, Ireland, Father, My Love, Funny Things, Ash
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“Did you have to explain to the English what hurling was about?” “No, but I have to explain it to the people of Wicklow” Des Cahill & Dara O Briain – Sports Commentator & Comedian Football Motivation, Fitness Motivation, Funny Images With Quotes, Funny Quotes, Irish Culture, Comedians, Insight, English, Sports
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“The first half was even, the second half was even worse. Sports Personality, Funny Things, Grass, Ireland, Two By Two, Football, Graphics, Bar, Quotes
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“He’ll regret this to his dying day, if he lives that long. Irish Culture, Regrets, Dublin, Fan, Quotes, Sport, Quotations, Deporte, Excercise

“And it looks like there’s a bit of a schemozzle in the parallellogram” – Mícheál O’Hehir (Sports Commentator) Irish Art, Literature, History, Funny, Quotes, Sports, Movie Posters, T Shirt, Life
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“Is the ref going to finally blow his whistle?… No, he’s going to blow his nose! Irish Culture, Quotes, Life, Typo, Marketing, Funny, Sports, Quotations, Hs Sports
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“Meath players like to get their retaliation in first” – Cork Fan Irish Culture, Cork, Insight, How To Get, Fan, Quotes, T Shirt, Quotations, Supreme T Shirt
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“I’m always suspicious of games where you’re the only ones that play it.” – Soccer Legend and Ireland Manager Funny Images With Quotes, Funny Quotes, Jack Charlton, Irish Culture, Header Image, Soccer Players, Insight, Ireland, Fitness Motivation
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