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the only difference between a good girl and a bad girl, is that good girls are very selective with who they're bad with. Flirt Text Messages, Flirting Messages, Flirting Quotes For Her, Flirting Texts, Flirting Humor, Flirty Quotes, Friday Quotes Humor, Memes Humor, Funny Quotes
the only difference between a good girl and a bad girl, is that good girls are very selective with who they're bad with.
i'm scared to fall in love. you are giving everything to this one person you trust to return the love that you give them, but you know there are only two options, heartbreak or marriage. Scared Quotes, Sad Love Quotes, Girly Quotes, Strong Quotes, Scared To Love, I Do Love You, Im Scared, Terrified, Im In Love
I'm scared to fall in love. You are giving everything to this one person you trust to return the love that you give them, but you know there are only two options, heartbreak or marriage.
i'm scared to fall in love. you are giving everything to this one person you trust to return the love that you give them, but you know there are only two options, heartbreak or marriage.
in high school i used to get bullied a lot. now i make gay porn under my tormentors name, so if people Google him they think he's a gay porn star. Lgbt Quotes, Memes Quotes, Funny Memes, Hilarious, Funny Stuff, Funny Girl Pics, Funny Kids, Feminism
12 People Who Took On Homophobia And Totally Won
in high school i used to get bullied a lot. now i make gay porn under my tormentors name, so if people Google him they think he's a gay porn star.
let's just save some time; yes, my hair is naturally red. no, i don't wear blue colored contacts. yes, if you cross me, i will turn your soul into a freckle. Redhead Memes, Redhead Facts, Ginger Quotes, Ginger Humor, Natural Red Hair, Natural Redhead, Red Hair Facts, Ginger Facts, Red Hair Quotes
let's just save some time; yes, my hair is naturally red. no, i don't wear blue colored contacts. yes, if you cross me, i will turn your soul into a freckle.
today i dealt with a patient who said she fell on a cucumber that coincidentally ended up lost in her colon. I had to leave the room. Funny Pins, Random Stuff, Funny Jokes, Nurse Rock, Wisper, Whisper App, Everything Funny
Today I dealt with a patient who said she fell on a cucumber that coincidentally ended up lost in her colon I had to leave the room.
today i dealt with a patient who said she fell on a cucumber that coincidentally ended up lost in her colon. I had to leave the room.
what is wrong with this new generation my sister is 12 and she has a relationship when i was 12 i used to put glue on my hand and peel it off later. Life Quotes, Funny Phrases, Cute Texts, Funny Texts, Whisper Confessions Dirty, Apps For Teens, Nerd Problems
what is wrong with this new generation my sister is 12 and she has a relationship when i was 12 i used to put glue on my hand and peel it off later.
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in public, ravaged in private, and wooed for eternity. Quotes Thoughts, Life Quotes Love, Love Quotes For Her, Inspiring Quotes About Life, Inspirational Quotes Motivation, Great Quotes, Quotes To Live By, Mind Thoughts, Feelings Quotes
I'm a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind and high standards. I want to be treated like a lady in public, ravaged in private, and wooed for eternity.
i've killed more people than i care to count and i won't forget a single one of their faces. Cute Love Stories, Sad Stories, Love Story, Creepy Stories, Post Secret, It's A Secret, Whisper App Confessions, Anonymous Confessions, Sad Texts
i've killed more people than i care to count and i won't forget a single one of their faces.
when your glasses are dirty, but your shirt isn't the right material.. Stupid Funny Memes, App Story, Life Comics, That Moment When, Whisper Quotes, Uhh
When your glasses are dirty, but your shirt isn't the right material...
when your glasses are dirty, but your shirt isn't the right material..
just found out that this guy is using me for sex. luckily he's rich so i can use him for his money. fuck him. Funny Humor, Hilarious Stuff, Funny Pics, Like A Boss Quotes, Use Me
Just found out that this guy is using me for sex. Luckily he's rich so I can use him for his money. Fuck him.
just found out that this guy is using me for sex. luckily he's rich so i can use him for his money. fuck him.
i once shit my pants in class just to make a point to the teacher because she said i could wait. i was 17 and taking my SAT Jokes, Lol, Little Bastard, Teen Posts, Funny Stories
13 Embarrassing Student Confessions That Will Make You Cringe
i once shit my pants in class just to make a point to the teacher because she said i could wait. i was 17 and taking my SAT
why are people so against women who don't want children? just because i have the ability to have kids doesn't mean that I have the responsibility to have kids. I Dont Want Kids, Hate Kids, Hate Men, Clever Quotes, Lgbtq, Not Having Kids
why are people so against women who don't want children? just because i have the ability to have kids doesn't mean that I have the responsibility to have kids.
i'm scared of how i feel. i don't want to lose you, but i don't even have you. the mixed signals you keep sending stress me out so much. please don't just string me along. Hurt Quotes, New Quotes, Happy Quotes, Quotes Deep, Words Quotes, Love Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Tweet Quotes
Five Great Relationship Communication Rules
i'm scared of how i feel. i don't want to lose you, but i don't even have you. the mixed signals you keep sending stress me out so much. please don't just string me along.
the other day at the park, my three year old nephew yelled, "I'm a sprinkler!" Then pulled down his pants and peed while spinning in circles. Work Jokes, Dumb Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Three Year Olds
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the other day at the park, my three year old nephew yelled, "I'm a sprinkler!" Then pulled down his pants and peed while spinning in circles.
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas. Dog Jokes, Doctor Who Quotes, Funny Times, Advice Quotes, Have A Laugh, Picture Captions, I Can Relate
I love asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.